White People Hate Juice, Messy Cans and Herbs

White people hate Juice, Messy Cans and Herbs for the same reason that most people probably do:

• Juice is stingy. What little bit of vitamins and minerals you will get from juice, you’re sure to pay out the nose for. And try seeing a movie these days without juice in it, it’s impossible.
• Messy cans are just plain frustrating. Everybody knows the anger that a messy can will bring – especially if that messy can is in a car doing 16 MPH on the freeway or in the hospital having a baby… Again!
• And herbs? Well herbs are just a**hole terrorists.