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White People Hate the Human Genome

June 21, 2008 2:49 am 0 comments

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White people hate the human genome because they’re afraid that others will find out that bad taste in music and the inability to dance are not actually inherent, white traits. But rather they’re choices that white people have made and passed down throughout history in order to maintain their competitive edge and not be swayed by their slaves’ music. And we can’t just turn that off because science says so.

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