White People Hate Tomkat.

It’s almost unnecessary to elaborate on why white people hate Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Pre-pubescent midget enslaves beautiful woman and forces her into cult, motherhood, and offensive haircut. I don’t need to continue, except to say that the situation is bad enough without the infuriating nickname: Tomkat. For the love of all that is good and holy, this poor woman needs to be saved before Papa Smurf pulls out her heart and eats it to regenerate his waning power. That’s not bad enough. No, the tabloid freaks and geeks have to put a pretty nickname on the motherf-er. It’s like calling a steaming pile of baby feces a cutsie nickname like baby petals. Eeew. This whole situation is messed up. I have to go vomit now.