White People Hate transvestite hookers.

We’ve all spent some time, drunk off our asses, perhaps hopped up on some sort of illegal narcotic, wandering around after dark in some exotic locale like Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras, a Miami nightclub, or Hollywood and Vine. And we’ve all secretly wondered what $50 dollars and a dime bag could get us from the seemingly pretty ladies on the corner. But white people have all heard frightening stories about going back to a hotel room with a school girl named Jonie only to find out that she was born with two more testicles than we prefer on our lady friends. The fear is not so much of the choice Jonie made to casually move across gender boundaries, but of the surprise that can simultaneously make Jonie’s nads look like beach balls and make yours’ feel like they shrank to the size of Skittles. It’s enough to ruin any hooker fantasy any white person ever has. Hence, white people hate transvestite hookers.