Who Should you Date?

Ok guys, envision this scenario for a second.  You drank a magic potion and due to that potion now have the ability to choose to date one of the three following types of chicks and they will date you (no matter how repulsive you are):

1. The High School Drop-Out:  Don’t worry, the laws in this theoretical world have changed so that it is legal.
2. The Bipolar Chick: She has meds, but you do not have any control over when she takes them.
3. The Hot Single Mom: The kid is not cute, but she is smoking hot.

CollegeHumor.com did a spread on this recently that lays out the pros and cons of each in a typically hilarious way.  Take a look and let us know which one you would chose.  On a personal note, I would take the single mom for sure.