Resume 101 tip #1…never add “God” as a personal reference on your resume. It should be a given but according to MSNBC, people actually cite the big man upstairs as one of their references…and that my friend, is one of the many ”no, no’s” when it comes to resume building. Now it’s little wonder why are unemployment rate is always skyrocketing! It’s not that we have no jobs but rather no one is actually intelligent enough for America’s workforce. What are some of [...]

You may want to put your coffee makers on delay this morning because a Kentucky man accused of strangling his wife says the real suspect is caffeine. Woody Will Smith, 33, says that he consumed five or six soft drinks and energy drinks a day in addition to his regular consumption of diet pills. He is also blaming the murder on the asinine amount of caffeine pumped into his body because apparently he could not contain himself. Smith, who was due [...]

This post is for all you who have sex for more than just simple reproduction (yes, even you…you dirty dolphins). Sex can be great, short, simple, effective and downright ugly (ever seen Gary Busey go at it?). It can also be interesting. Hence the topic of this article. #1Weight Loss Program Forget those expensive treadmills and diets, the number one weight loss program for adults (must be age 18 or older to participate) is sex. The average human loses 26 calories [...]

Heidi Montag is the breast! Even though her jugs are loaded with silicon and whatever else they put in massive implants these days, Heidi wanted to make it clear that she does in fact support breast cancer. We know, her manufactured boobies will never get it but at least she takes an interest in helping others. Highly ironic, yes, but Heidi’s recent stroll at the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer reminded us of why we love big, bouncy and plastic-y [...]

Montana Fishburne is checking herself into an inpatient facility to seek anger management, behavioral problems and mental illness assistance. This, according to TMZ. Fishburne has agreed to spend at least 30 days at the facility where she will receive help with her anger issues as well as undergo diagnostic tests to determine if there are underlying behavioral or mental issues. Montana has been on a roll of late, releasing a sex tape (much to her famous father’s pleasure) and attacking [...]

Welcome to The Palazzo. For the low cost of $8,000 per month, you may enjoy the wonderful weather of Los Angeles, be within minutes of CBS’ lot (where they also happen to shoot Dancing with the Stars) and you can even hang out with Jersey Shore’s “The Situation.” Yes, that’s right, the situation is right for The Palazzo and it’s no sweat off his back. Especially, considering, that DWTS will pick up the tab. Life is not always fair. Thanks to TMZ [...]

It ain’t easy being a gay fish, yo. Everyone’s favorite fish dicks rapper is back to his usual zany antics. No, West actually restricted himself from rushing the VMA’s stage this year, but the boy genius did find a way to make a lasting impression. We’re not talking about his VMA performance, which was as equally dull as Taylor Swift’s reported slam (was that seriously an attempt at revenge!?). We’re talking about Kanye’s restoration of his public image through Twitter, [...]

September 10, 2010. A day that will forever live in infamy. Arguably one of the worst years thus far for movies, one can only wonder what the other final few months of this decade have on screen. Consequently, until we see the light…and a new decade, we can all but forget about these ’10 disasters. The Back-Up Plan You know it’s blockbuster bomb material when Jennifer Lopez is cast as one of the leads. No offense J-Lo, but we really [...]

Remember that dude who used the emergency chute to dodge an encounter with an upset passenger on a JetBlue flight? Remember how all the flight attendants, etc stood up for him for like…two days? Well, it turns out he needs mental help. Or, at least, we think he needs mental help. When facing up to seven years in prison or a plea bargain that will examine you’re well being and let you off…with, say, health treatment – we’re guessing you’ll roll with [...]

Oh, how quickly they fall… One day, Reggie Bush was the prodigy of the NFL. Fantasy owners even drafted the kid in the first round (remember those days!?). Now, Bush is just an average running back who never lived up to his potential and is destine to lose his most valuable award – the Heisman trophy. Yahoo! Sports reports that Bush is expected to be stripped of the award as part of the ensuing NCAA investigation, violations and punishment for USC’s [...]