Creative Homeless Signs

Things People Hate never advises “to go homeless,” however it’s probably more profitable than a 9 to 5 at WalMart. Tragically, a vast bulk of the homeless signs are about [...]

Text Dolphin 441444

Want to double your viewship in a day?
Get an older gent in a tuxedo and parade him around with a banner that reads “Text Dolphin 441444.”
It may not sound like [...]

School Slams the Door on DMX?

After years of being troubled with criminal arrests and other lawsuits, the rapper known as DMX had finally appeared to take a step in the right direction.
Only this time, he [...]

Will You Get Laid Tonight?

After months of research, TPH firmly believes they have found a flowchart that is 100% backed to give you the proper answer to your most critical question – Will I get [...]

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Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne — Mouths Off Before Prison

Lil Wayne was suppose to begin his one year jail sentence this week, however like any true lawyer, Wayne’s boys swept in and kept him out at the last second.
However, [...]

The Rest

‘Ax Men’ Star’s Daughter Killed by Family Dog

Reports were made public earlier this week that the 4-year-old daughter of Jesse Browning, one of the stars of The History Channel’s Ax Men, died tragically after she was mauled by [...]

The Rest

In Order to Understand the Applicant Better…

The question, “In order for the admissions staff of our college to get to know you, the applicant, better, we ask that you answer the following question: Are there any [...]

Top 10 Lists

10 Tricks Casinos Incorporate

Casinos are a psychological minefield. Their architectural design, as well as everything in it, has a methodical function devised to keep you, the player, inside spending your money. The tricks [...]

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Case Heard at the McCourt

As previously reported on Things People Hate, Los Angeles Dodgers owner Frank McCourt ousted his wife and ex-co-worker the day after the Dodgers disappointing postseason run ended. One would hope [...]

Olympics

Suck on that Bronze

Aside from a torch malfunction and the Russian hockey team, everything has been pretty and went rather smoothly in Vancouver. I’ll note the emphasis on “rather.”
U.S. snowboarder and recent Olympic [...]

Sports

Bringing Reality to the WWE

 The old WWE tagline, “Get the F out of here,” was nearly replaced Sunday night with the tagline, “Under-Cooked Meat.”
Professional wrestling may be as fake as Pamela Anderson’s boobs, but every [...]

The Rest

Things to Really Hate

Celebrities are always up to no good, but how do you dare defend some of the information contained inside this article? Ladies and gentlemen, I present the things you can [...]