Creative Homeless Signs
Things People Hate never advises “to go homeless,” however it’s probably more profitable than a 9 to 5 at WalMart. Tragically, a vast bulk of the homeless signs are about [...]
Text Dolphin 441444
Want to double your viewship in a day?
Get an older gent in a tuxedo and parade him around with a banner that reads “Text Dolphin 441444.”
It may not sound like [...]
School Slams the Door on DMX?
After years of being troubled with criminal arrests and other lawsuits, the rapper known as DMX had finally appeared to take a step in the right direction.
Only this time, he [...]
Will You Get Laid Tonight?
After months of research, TPH firmly believes they have found a flowchart that is 100% backed to give you the proper answer to your most critical question – Will I get [...]
Jillian Michaels as Bad as Crack?
I like Jillian Michaels for reasons that have nothing to do with fat burning pills. I like Jillian, ironically, when I’m doing very little exercise at the store shopping for [...]
Would You Pay 40K for R2D2?
It’s a question we all must ask ourself.
Would you pay $40,000 for a life-size replica of R2D2?
One potential home-buyer said no. According to a rather humorous story, an individual was [...]
Death, a Dish Best Served Cold
What are some things cemetery workers hate? Fathers visiting their daughter’s graves apparently.
Maybe it was just one “big misunderstanding,” but how do you defend the claim against the father of Brittany [...]
Kevin Smith too Fat to Fly?
According to Southwest Airlines, the biggest threat to modern airlines is not terrorists, but potty mouth Kevin Smith. This comes after the independent filmmaker was thrown off a Southwest flight this [...]
The Oldest People Ever Recorded (excluding Biblical Characters)
Do you think life gets old every now and then? You don’t know anything. Unless, of course, you’re one of the ten people on this list.
Kamato Hongo, 116 years 45 days
Hongo, [...]
Not Every Movie Will Smith Makes is a Blockbuster
I really have to hand it to Will Smith. First, he found a way to make a ton of money rapping about strict parents and living in Bel Air. Then, [...]
Sarah Palin’s Hand Job
If I was a “political consultant” (by the way, talk about an easy job), I would never advocate the use of one’s hand to aide in a speech, however not [...]
