…And you thought LA traffic was bad. Beijing is currently in a roadside nightmare as the gigantic metropolis endures a 62 mile traffic jam that has lasted nine days. Yahoo News reports that the Beijing-Tibet expressway slowed to a crawl on August 14th, due to a spike in traffic by cargo-bearing heavy trucks heading to the capital. The delays were further compounded by road maintenance that began five days later. While the jam has been nothing short of stressful for its drivers, [...]

Crack cocaine. Meth. Heroin. Porn. Sex. a euphoric drug or substance bound to make you addicted for more. …video games. You might as well go ahead and add your XBOX 360 to the list of addictive substances, because a federal judge in Hawaii just basically put video games into the same category as hard drugs. You see, just when lawsuits could not get anymore asinine, a resident from one of the most beautiful states in the nation is suing a computer-game manufacturer for negligence – [...]

Let’s be honest. The only thing more pointless and ignorant than ICP is the fecal matter that composes the fan base itself. For those of you who did not grow up in the 90s or decide to get past the phase of painting your face like a child on Halloween, ICP stands for “Insane Clown Posse,” and the name is fairly accurate to the douche bags who take honor in such a ridiculous act.   Take for example the Clowns, or the more [...]

We have to be frank. TPH has never really understood the reasoning behind such morbid events as fashion shows. Furthermore, we have even been motivated to assassinate the “fashion expert” every time he opens his feminine voice at a red carpet event. Yet we’ve agreed to keep our mouth shut. …Until now. Take a look at the photo (above) and please let us know if you would ever possibly consider spending $1,045 for this f**king bag!? Stuart Vevers, the genius [...]

Cash Rules Everything Around Me – C.R.E.A.M. Southern rapper Birdman recently invested in a Bugatti Veyron, aka the fastest street car in the world and literally one of the most expensive things you can buy on four wheels. The European dream is a special gift for the CEO of Cash Money Records, who is sure to flaunt his new $2.1 million mode of transportation at anyone who dares look. The Dirty South rapper and his crew snapped some shots of the all-red [...]

Bieber Fever is getting a serious run for its money thanks to the plethora of flight attendants who are jumping on board (no pun intended) for Steven Slater. In case you have yet to hear about this bizarre, yet highly comical story, Slater was arrested earlier this week after he told off a passenger on a JetBlue flight and abandoned ship via the emergency chute. Slater has been charged with two counts of reckless endangerment, two counts of criminal mischief and [...]

What does it mean to be religious these days? Is it going to church once a week on Sundays? Or is it merely saying a prayer in a dire situation? For Minnesota Viking Husain Abdullah, it’s something more. Abdullah is a devout Muslim, and consequently is stuck in a tight spot between his religion and his profession, football. Today, August 11th, marks the beginning of Ramadan, or the important holy month in the Islamic faith. Observers of the Muslim tradition are asked [...]

Sure, when it comes to starring alongside Bob Barker, the former Price is Right host may have preferred a woman that is not pregnant. But could you blame him? A chic that reveals letters on a screen or stands by a prize is suppose to look good after all. Shane Stirling, aka another former Price is Right model who claims she was given the boot right after she was knocked up is going after good ‘ole Bob. Stirling claims that directly after she [...]

I always thought the best part of being a virgin was the complete satisfaction in knowing that you didn’t have an STD. Well, that is all about to change thanks to a site appropriately titled You And Me Are Pure which is bound to give anti-syphilis.org a run for its money.  The ”virgin dating site” offers “sold-out” gift memberships, obligatory rubber wristbands (VirginStrong!) and plastic virginity cards. “Vcards” especially seem to be popular, as they ”can represent the value of your purity” according to the description [...]

Everyone hates the stiff! Thankfully, it’s Friday and we have ten photos of Carmen Electra to help celebrate that fact. Your welcome.