Creative Homeless Signs
Things People Hate never advises “to go homeless,” however it’s probably more profitable than a 9 to 5 at WalMart. Tragically, a vast bulk of the homeless signs are about [...]
Text Dolphin 441444
Want to double your viewship in a day?
Get an older gent in a tuxedo and parade him around with a banner that reads “Text Dolphin 441444.”
It may not sound like [...]
School Slams the Door on DMX?
After years of being troubled with criminal arrests and other lawsuits, the rapper known as DMX had finally appeared to take a step in the right direction.
Only this time, he [...]
Will You Get Laid Tonight?
After months of research, TPH firmly believes they have found a flowchart that is 100% backed to give you the proper answer to your most critical question – Will I get [...]
Sex Rehab and Tiger Woods?
Since we all want to know who Tiger Woods is sleeping with (“we” being the media), our first and last question: Where is he now?
According to multiple reports over the [...]
West Wing Star Escapes Prison…Well, not Literally
Joshua Malina, one of the stars from the television show West Wing, escaped a close call with prison last week.
DUI? Robbery? Assault and Battery? Pulling a (Andy) Dick?
No, Malina just [...]
A Dick Move
Andy Dick might be one of the strangest cats around, so the reports from last week that Dick assaulted another man’s dick is highly predictable. Dick is about as gay as [...]
10 Places You’ll Never Visit
Mankind loves the thrill of discovery. However, believe it or not, there are a few locations on this planet that you’ll never, ever visit. These places are either highly secluded [...]
You Pulled Me Over Cuz I’m White, Right?
Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona Cardinals stud WR has received traffic ticket after traffic ticket for offenses he didn’t commit.
‘A professional athlete not guilty of a crime?’
Wait to rush to misguided conclusions you [...]
If the Glove Fits…
Chris Brown was spotted at a fashion show in Milan on Tuesday, sporting an ironic article of clothing. I’ll give you a second to glance at the photo and decide [...]
The Scum of Society
I wouldn’t blame you if you do not recoginze the mug shot of the man on the left. This man happens to be what would some people in society would [...]
The Conan Fiasco
Things just keep getting uglier between Conan O’Brien and NBC.
Hate! Hate! Hate!
According to multiple sources, the current stall between O’Brien and NBC reaching a severance deal is over a provision [...]
