White people can’t stand The War in ______________. In fact, they’ll do whatever they have to, to make it quite clear that they’ll use whatever force necessary in order to stop the terrorism wrought by that particular conflict. For example, as soon as North Vietnamese Troops invaded South Vietnam it turned white people’s stomachs so badly we just had to make sure that some white blood was spilled in the those jungles in an attempt to put a stop to that nonsense. I mean, hell, look at Star Wars for Christ’s sake – it’s going on in a galaxy far, far away, too.

And as far as I can gather from the Terminator movies, the future holds no change. And that’s because, as long as there are real, honest-to-God, blue-blooded white people around like George W. Bush, no conflict on this – or any other – planet will be safe from the white man’s watchful eye. And you can be sure… we’ll bomb your asses if we see something we don’t like.