Kim Kardashian.

May 14th, 2008  |  Published in Celebrities, Kim Kardashian, Sex  |  15 Comments

Its not that white men don’t want to treat her like she’s an alter boy and they’re Father Nelson, its just that they know they don’t have a ice cream cones chance in Mindy Cohn of getting her. For white men, knowing that there’s a girl out there that would give them a year’s worth of shower duties and watching her select the dark meat at KFC time and time again makes them want to jump off a bridge. And white women are jealous of the ba-dank-a-dank. White women want to be able to stuff a globe sized booty in their low cuts and shake it like a Polaroid picture. White people can only rely on the fact that in about 12 years small families will be able to use her ass as a dinner table and Jeppedo can row a canoe down her hoo-haw. And in about 20 years, people will see her walking down the street and say “Damn, Monica Lewinski’s looking fine.”

For those of you not familiar with the infamous Kardash booty, we have provided you with some images as well as a video montage of the ba-dank-a-dank.

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1. Anonymous says:
   

   May 14th, 2008 at 1:02 pm (#)

   What a fantabulous booty. I would love to just be able to stare at her naked for days. Great (and I mean GREAT) tits and a huge ass
2. Anthony says:
   

   May 14th, 2008 at 1:45 pm (#)

   I would have to concur. She has amazing tits. I bet she ends up getting really fat when she is older.
3. Emily says:
   

   May 14th, 2008 at 2:05 pm (#)

   You guys must not have much exposure to women outside of what you see on your computer screen. Pathetic
4. KUWTKFan says:
   

   May 16th, 2008 at 6:45 pm (#)

   i like her and im white
5. James says:
   

   May 17th, 2008 at 7:40 am (#)

   me too. I like. gimme gimme gimme. But alas, she likes her coffee without milk.
6. Anonymous says:
   

   May 21st, 2008 at 7:49 pm (#)

   Meh, I’ve seen better.
7. LT says:
   

   May 27th, 2008 at 4:22 pm (#)

   hey May 17 at 7:49…I haven’t. Her boobs are crazy awesome
8. Big Tits Soft Tits Hot Tits says:
   

   July 3rd, 2008 at 5:22 pm (#)

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   July 17th, 2008 at 3:37 pm (#)

   Boobs Unreal Boobs Boobies…

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10. Lightskyngurl says:
    

    August 25th, 2008 at 11:49 am (#)

    what the hell kind of website is this?? yep…i guess she prefers that milk chocolate & so do i (even though white guys try to talk to me all the time)…but you’re right about white women wanting a ba-donk-a-donk…but not only that but bigger tits, fuller lips, to age gracefully & the perfect tan. i can’t tell you how many white women told me they wished they had my complexion(im black, not mixed). by the way…why are you all doing whites against non-whites…people like you all keep the world from unifying & becoming more peaceful.
11. roger dodger says:
    

    August 27th, 2008 at 9:46 pm (#)

    She is hot. Normally I am not a booty person but on her it looks awesome. To the comment above me this is a humor blog so don’t take it so seriously.
12. sara says:
    

    September 13th, 2008 at 3:08 pm (#)

    she’s soooooooooooo
13. Anonymous says:
    

    September 13th, 2008 at 3:29 pm (#)

    F’ing awesome.
14. Anonymous says:
    

    September 13th, 2008 at 3:31 pm (#)

    The only person i’d rather see naked more than Kim Kardashian is Sarah Palin. If anyone has a sarah palin sex tape, sex video or even just some naked pictures of sarah palin please hook a brother up.
15. jello says:
    

    October 28th, 2008 at 4:39 pm (#)

    I’m white and i made that video….so i must like her (somewhat)

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