It’s just not fair. These people are made of rubber and probably controlled by some nifty robotic gadget that the Chinese (with all the communism and that 1 child rule and the fake fireworks at the Olympics) invented years ago and aren’t sharing with anyone. Really world, we’re going to let this age thing slide? Oh and apparently, these Chinese athletes don’t eat. But I digress, back to the hate of Chinese gymnasts and divers, of course the yellow man is going to be able to fly all around in the air and dive into water without making a splash, they freaking weigh about as much as I would guess my right buttcheek weighs. Let’s not discount the fact that they are lying about the athletes ages because we all know they are notorious liars, they lied about stealing land from their neighbors, they lied about darfur (according to George Clooney…and why would he lie), and they lied about that one gay teletubby. Their track record on truth speaks for itself. Oh and lets not forget about that one Chinaman that killed the volleyball coach’s family member, c’mon, clearly insult to injury. Everyone knows the US is supposed to win gymnastics and diving, hell, even when we had a diver named Greg Lubed-anus we won the freaking diving competition. And I heard from a pretty reliable source that the Chinese are going to melt their medals down and make horrific sexual toys out of them. I’m not making this stuff up people. Part of me is wondering just when the news will break that that all of the Olympic athletes are dead and the Chinese CGI’d the whole freaking Olympics to cover it up.
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11:40 am
I understand that you are upset that the U.S. isn’t winning as many gold medals as they would have liked, but don’t be such a sorehead about it. The Olympics is a friendly competition among countries around the world, which allows the best athletes to compete against eachother. There is a reason they have drug and background checks…to make sure that the competitions are fair. Yes, the Chinese look young. SO? If you haven’t noticed, chinese people have a general tendency to look much younger than they actually are. I have many friends that are Chinese, one who is 24 years old, and people mistake her for being 15. It’s similar to how Americans have a general tendency to look older than they actually are. With all the UV overexposure (because tanning is sexy) and drug usage, it’s not rare to see an American girl in her 30′s with wrinkles or skin cancer already. Also, if you weren’t aware, attacks are not uncommon during the Olympics, no matter which country hosts it. Violence is something that usually occurs when large masses congregate in one area…unfortunately.
So please, keep the sour remarks to yourself. The U.S. can’t always be #1 in everything. This is a friendly competition based on talent. You should be happy that the U.S. is at least #2 in winning gold medals. Oh, and the reason why a Chinese person might weigh less than one of your butt cheeks is probably because you’re overweight (along with the rest of this country).
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11:46 am
I totally agree. This post screams of sour puss if you ask me. Jia You China!
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11:47 am
Wow…talk about sensitive. Maybe you shuld read the rest of this site and see that ranting about stuff and being a “sour puss” is what we do. The site is called thingswhitepeopleHATE after all…..we can’t be complimentary…..just equally discriminatory.
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12:22 pm
Wait, where are these 24 year old women who like like 15 year olds? I need a passport.
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3:37 pm
Sam you are a douche and i’ll tell you why. First of all, I am assuming you are of asian descent otherwise who would care enough to leave a post. I am not upset about not winning as many golds as we have more medals overall and you can have diving and badminton and chinese checkers or whatever other worthless sports you excel in. The Olympics stop becoming friendly when the chinese, like always, are dirty filthy five dollar make you holler liars and cheaters. And its not that the chinese look young, its that they are young and soon the whole world will know when the IOC finishes their investigation and the chinese toddlers are stripped of their medals. Oh, and you are a pederast because your “24″ year old friend is probably 8 and if you ever say anything bad about the good ole U S of A again i will hunt you down and make you more afraid than a dog in an alley behind Chen’s Fast Food and Laundry. And for the record my ass is nothing but flesh, muscle, and hair so suck on that.
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3:40 pm
And pipe down peanut gallery JiaYou, nobody asked you. By the way, how do you guys come up with these names, they sound like you threw rice down the stairs and whatever noise it made became the name of your 1 child.
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11:41 am
Let me splain a few things to you, Sam, if I may. The reason you’re a pussy is probably because you took too many shots in the mouth as a young boy… that’s actually quite historically common among douche bags of your caliber (I’m surprised you didn’t know that). But know this: The U.S. is always #1 – especially when they’re #2. Can your pea-brain wrap around that. We’re the underdogs here, Sam. We can’t lose. Turn on any Rocky or Mighty Ducks movie and you’ll know right off the bat; we can’t fuckin lose. We were sent here to liberate the rest of the world from abysmal underachievement. What you really have going on here is a little game of Possum – as in: Possumbly we’ll let the Chinese people live after we’ve destroyed their puny, bite-sized and under aged Olympic offerings…and Possumbly we won’t.
Secondly, how dare you call the Olympics “a friendly competition among countries around the world, which allows the best athletes to compete against each other.” It’s a motherfuckin free for all, where the only constant is that some – not all – drugs will be banned every four years; the winners know which ones, and the losers get caught sticking the old ones in their asses. I think it would be much more honest if we could all just say ‘Goodbye’ to our Olympic athletes at the airports, and then pump them all so full of stimulants and steroids that they destroy each other on closed circuit TV while the world watches. Now that’s the fucking Olympics, Sam. And how dare you lecture Americans on the physiology of the Chinaman. I’ve been eating their food and hunting their women for years. I think we all know a fuckin 8 year old when we see one.
On a side note, I agree that Americans are fatasses… on that I can’t argue with you, Sam, but we’re Gold Medal, #1 fatasses, and that’s all that counts. I will ask one favor of you, though: Is there any way you could set me up with this 24 year old Asian girl who looks 15? The only thing better than statutory rape is legal statutory rape. Jesus, Sam, did you think you could keep that gem all to yourself, you greedy bastard???
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3:06 am
this post is the most truthful thing I have read in 5 months (I’ve been in China for 5 months to the day). Thank you. I still have one month to go, and you gave me just the motivation I need to survive the next month among the yellow…i’m excited to peruse the sight and see if I have any more fellow chinese-haters!
“jia-you” (gag me with a chopstick)
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