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	<title>Comments on: Dudes with Cell Phones at Sports Games</title>
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		<title>By: ReynsGems</title>
		<link>http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/sports/dudes-with-cell-phones-at-sports-games/comment-page-1/#comment-15939</link>
		<dc:creator>ReynsGems</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:51:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha I like the idea Brent. You might be on to something. Are you sure you&#039;re not Donald Trump?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha I like the idea Brent. You might be on to something. Are you sure you&#8217;re not Donald Trump?</p>
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		<title>By: Brent</title>
		<link>http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/sports/dudes-with-cell-phones-at-sports-games/comment-page-1/#comment-15849</link>
		<dc:creator>Brent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 05:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is a special section at Chase Field in Arizona where people pay thousands of dollars to sit directly behind home plate at the Diamonback games. You&#039;d think that with the money they pay they&#039;d be hardcore baseball fans, but it&#039;s usually a bunch of women who aren&#039;t paying attention to the game accompanied by a bunch of men who seem to be only hardcore CELLPHONE fans. It&#039;s very annoying, but it also gave me a great idea for a money making venture. Why not start a satellite channel where people pay money to be on the channel? For say maybe $5K you could purchase 5 minutes of airtime on the channel, and during that 5 minutes you get on your cellphone and call all your friends and tell them to turn to &quot;The Cellphone Guy Network&quot;, and then he can wave at them to his heart&#039;s delight. I don&#039;t know what such a venture would cost to air, but they&#039;d be making $60K an hour without having to hire actors or seek sponsors. It would HAVE to work, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is a special section at Chase Field in Arizona where people pay thousands of dollars to sit directly behind home plate at the Diamonback games. You&#8217;d think that with the money they pay they&#8217;d be hardcore baseball fans, but it&#8217;s usually a bunch of women who aren&#8217;t paying attention to the game accompanied by a bunch of men who seem to be only hardcore CELLPHONE fans. It&#8217;s very annoying, but it also gave me a great idea for a money making venture. Why not start a satellite channel where people pay money to be on the channel? For say maybe $5K you could purchase 5 minutes of airtime on the channel, and during that 5 minutes you get on your cellphone and call all your friends and tell them to turn to &#8220;The Cellphone Guy Network&#8221;, and then he can wave at them to his heart&#8217;s delight. I don&#8217;t know what such a venture would cost to air, but they&#8217;d be making $60K an hour without having to hire actors or seek sponsors. It would HAVE to work, right?</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 05:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is a special section at Chase Field in Arizona where people pay thousands of dollars to sit directly behind home plate at the Diamonback games. You&#039;d think that with the money they pay they&#039;d be hardcore baseball fans, but it&#039;s usually a bunch of women who aren&#039;t paying attention to the game accompanied by a bunch of men who seem to be only hardcore CELLPHONE fans. It&#039;s very annoying, but it also gave me a great idea for a money making venture. Why not start a satellite channel where people pay money to be on the channel? For say maybe $5K you could purchase 5 minutes of airtime on the channel, and during that 5 minutes you get on your cellphone and call all your friends and tell them to turn to &quot;The Cellphone Guy Network&quot;, and then he can wave at them to his heart&#039;s delight. I don&#039;t know what such a venture would cost to air, but they&#039;d be making $60K an hour without having to hire actors or seek sponsors. It would HAVE to work, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is a special section at Chase Field in Arizona where people pay thousands of dollars to sit directly behind home plate at the Diamonback games. You&#8217;d think that with the money they pay they&#8217;d be hardcore baseball fans, but it&#8217;s usually a bunch of women who aren&#8217;t paying attention to the game accompanied by a bunch of men who seem to be only hardcore CELLPHONE fans. It&#8217;s very annoying, but it also gave me a great idea for a money making venture. Why not start a satellite channel where people pay money to be on the channel? For say maybe $5K you could purchase 5 minutes of airtime on the channel, and during that 5 minutes you get on your cellphone and call all your friends and tell them to turn to &#8220;The Cellphone Guy Network&#8221;, and then he can wave at them to his heart&#8217;s delight. I don&#8217;t know what such a venture would cost to air, but they&#8217;d be making $60K an hour without having to hire actors or seek sponsors. It would HAVE to work, right?</p>
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