Jocks Gone Bad: Living with the Bryants

All those stereotypes about jocks really are true!

The former maid of Kobe and Vanessa Bryant is suing the couple, claiming that Vanessa was incredibly abusive and even “demanded that she put her hand in a bag of dog feces to retrieve a tag from her blouse.”

Maria Jimenez, the latest average Joe to sue celebrities for mucho dollars claims that Vanessa Bryant is “lazy, slow, dumb, a beeping liar, and beeping beep.”

Sorry folks, this is a family site!

The lawsuit, filed in Superior Court in Orange County also goes on to mention that Jimenez was accused of stealing Vanessa’s mouth retainer.

First off, what is a grown up woman doing wearing a retainer. Secondly, well – there isn’t a second point to my defense.

Jimenez also states that Vanessa allegedly, “badgered, harassed, and humiliated her by yelling and screaming at Maria and criticizing her in front of Kobe, the Bryant’s children, employees, and other people in the household.”

According to the report, she even threatened to quit but Kobe talked her out of the matter.

The breaking point occured when Vanessa apparently ordered Jimenez to retrieve the price tag of a $690 blouse from a bag of dog feces after Jimenez accidently destroyed the blouse in the washer.

Jimenez is suing for wrongful discharge, invasion of privacy, and emotional distress as well as unpaid wages.

My thoughts on the madness? Well first off, average joes like you and me should learn not sue celebrities. They have way more money than you and me and can practically buy their way out of court. Kobe especially has a gift for getting out of legal problems. I’m not going to say anything further…

Thanks for tuning in for another edition of “Jocks Gone Bad.”