Our Tuition Dollars at Work

Getting pulled over by campus police is like getting pulled over by a mall cop for taking ice cream into a “No Food” shop – you won’t get punished but the shame and embarssement is more than enough.

It especially hurts when you were a star WR at USC and you get pulled over by a rival school.

Keyshawn Johnson, former NFL WR and current analyst for ESPN was pulled over in UCLA country Monday night after flipping an illegal U turn.

Campus police stopped Keyshawn around 9:45 PM and cited the former Trojan for an illegal U-turn, using his cell phone while driving (illegal in L.A.), and for not having proof of insurance on his white Mercedes-Benz.

Keyshawn was ticketed without incident and was eventually allowed to drive away in the correct direction.

It’s not the first time Keyshawn has been defeated by the Bruins — UCLA romped all over SC when the two faced off back in 1995.

“UCLA Campus Police: Serving Drunk People and Keyshawn Johnson since 1995.”