Whitey MIA
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The New England Patriots have been the most hated team in football for years now. Nothing in football has pissed more people off since 2001 than Adam Vinatieri’s game winners, Tom Brady beating Peyton Manning’s touchdown record and the Spygate scandal. The question however is this; why did the entire world come to a halt when Tom Brady went down?
The answer? There is nothing that white people hate more than seeing their unstoppable star get taken down. They hate seeing their prodigal son sitting on the bench. Just like that Elizabeth Smart thing, or whenever a cracker goes missing, the whole world freeze frames and worries. Don’t believe me? Remember JonBenet Ramsey? Of course you do, she was young and pretty and most importantly, white. While everyone is focused on JonBenet’s murder, Jose and Terrell go missing, LaKeisha and Ming are found dead, but that isn’t really news is it? Vince Young…
3:28 pm
Who’s Vince Young? Great Sh*t Bill.
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3:58 pm
I care about LaKeisha and Ming. i do, I swear dammit I do. Nah, just kidding, I could care less
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3:59 pm
I hope Vince Young doesn’t frequent this blog. He may get depressed and go missing again and get found with an unloaded gun in his glove box.
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