Posts Tagged ‘america’

They’ve always said that “a man’s best friend is a dog,” so maybe President Barack Obama had a new hidden motive with the purchase of the family’s new pet.
While the economy remains skeptical, many question the bailout, and the immigration bill spurs debate – Obama’s idea of an Easter weekend included a new gift for [...]

Over the weekend, three people were arrested and six others injured when a stampede broke out in a crowd waiting to audition for Tyra Banks’ reality show, “America’s Next Top Model.”
The riot also set a world record for the most people simultaneously uttering the phrase, “not in the face!”
Police reports indicate that the six victims [...]

White people love to feel like they’re important, so they all got together many years ago and decided that there’s no better way to feel important than to get God on their side.  They sent out emissaries to the great wide world to convert the Jews, the Africans, Indians, and other assorted “unimportant” people.  Now, [...]