While the economy remains skeptical, many question the bailout, and the immigration bill spurs debate – Obama’s idea of an Easter weekend included a new gift for his daughters.

The six-month old Portuguese Water Dog named “Bo” is now the luckiest dog in the world. I mean his new home is the White House, he has plenty of open grass to run in, and will never have to work another hard day in his life.

According to a report by The Washington Post, the daughters selected the name Bo because their cousin has a cat named Bo and Obama’s father was nicknamed Diddley, as in Bo Diddley.

Touching!

The dog is a gift from Ted Kennedy and the Post reports that the girls anxiously wanted a dog since their father promised one during his campaign trail for presidency.

And what’s even sadder then this story being “big news?”

How about the genius who went to all of the trouble of creating a new web site (firstdogcharlie.com) for the dog he or she assumed would be the first dog in the White House?

Yeah that’s right, somebody created a web site dedicated to a dog named Charlie, a fellow Portuguese Water dog, whom the site’s creator figured was the selection of the Obama family.

I guessed he or she figured wrong.

And the final punchline?

The White House actually took time out of their schedule to dismiss the web site as false.

The riot also set a world record for the most people simultaneously uttering the phrase, “not in the face!”

Police reports indicate that the six victims were injured after being knocked over by the breeze produced from the stampeding contestants.

“It was pretty scary,” told one of the aspirant models to WNYW-TV.  “It was almost as scary as getting older.”

The incident also marks the first time injured victims asked for a hairstylist instead of an ambulance.  However, two people were taken to a nearby hospital to be treated for poor accessorizing.

The incident happened outside the Park Central New York hotel in Manhattan but as to a cause, the police are stymied.  They were extremely upset that they didn’t get to see a cat fight.

Several theories have arisen as to why the prospective contestants for “America’s Next Top Model” went completely bitchcakes:

• Mass PMS, they were waiting in line so long their periods synced.
• An argument broke out over who is gayer, J. Alexander or Jay Manuel?
• Wasn’t a stampede at all but a gang fight between the Bulimics Babes and Anorexics Angels.
• Tempers erupted after the wannabes models couldn’t decide what to order for dinner: Certs and cigarettes or chewing gum and ketchup packets.
• The budding beauties panicked when the Botox being passed around was rumored to be a bad batch.
• The reality show hopefuls were rushing to watch a portable television after someone announced they found the CW Network.
• It was nothing more than an out of control blush fight.

Authorities shut down the audition, not because of the prospect of future violence but because they just can’t stand the show.

According to reporters, the street outside the hotel was festooned with shoes, clothing and the aspiring model’s self respect.

I saw this video of the event and thought it was hilarious. Take a look to see how a panic mob resulted in a number of trampled tramps.