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K-Fed Back with Britney?

Celebrity Hater — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:26:11 +0000

Pop star Britney Spears spent a lot of time sparking wild rumors in recent years, but lately all the talk has been about Britney’s irresistible new look. Rumor has it that Britney Spear’s ex-husband Kevin Federline has also taken note of the re-vamped hot pop star body being donned by Brit Brit. Reports have surfaced that the once inseparable pair have reconnected and are secretly having a hot steamy love affair. Kevin has been traveling with Britney and their boys on her “Circus” tour. Reports state that sources close to the couple have noticed that both Spears and Federline seem much happier since the onset of their rumored fling. One person not to happy about the rumors, K-Fed’s girlfriend Victoria Prince. There is no confirmation from any of the involved parties that the rumors are true, but stay tuned because the paparazzi is surely keeping their eye on the situation.

Contributed by MadameDaily.com

White People Hate Jamie Lynn Spears

Funny Gossip — Fri, 30 May 2008 13:53:57 +0000

When Brit Brit went all crazy and started broadcasting her goodies all over town, white people rushed to the internet only to find up-close, high res pics of her stretch marks emerging from a parked car. Whitey then turned his attention to Jamie Lynn, thinking that maybe she would learn from big sis’s ridiculous life that you shouldn’t get knocked up by hillbillies. White people could forgive Britney (we didn’t, but we could). She was crazy and drunk on the life of celebrity, and she left us a younger sister who would be 18 in no time. But when Jamie Lynn came clean about her pregnancy, white people simultaneously cursed the whole Spears clan. Jamie Lynn is now the size of one of Britney’s houses, she hates her mom (as we all do), she’s staying with the fertile hillbilly and flaunting in the pages of People and U.S. Weekly, all the while making white people hate her more and more. For the love of God, white kids even stopped watching Nickelodeon when she’s on. If that’s not a sign of hatred, I don’t know what is. So now, as her pregnancy nears its end, and as her 18th birthday rapidly approaches, white people can’t help but wish Jamie Lynn would quietly move in with K-fed so her child can have some sense of stability and the rest of us can get on to hating other things that are worth our time.

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White People Hate fat Britney

Celebrity Hater — Wed, 21 May 2008 15:42:05 +0000

Now before I go into a rant about how much white people hate fat Britney, I want to address the many other things there are to hate about her other than her blossoming rotundness. Britney is a not so bright skank hick from the toilet bowl of America (Louisiana….oh don’t give me that, Katrina was years ago so the door is back to being open in terms of making fun of that crap state). She is richer than you or I will ever be and never had to work a day in her life for it. And don’t give me that “being a pop-star is hard work” bullshit. For the kind of loot she was raking in I bet you couldn’t find someone who wouldn’t dance around on a stage and lip sink crappy songs written by professional song writers. So, although the focus of this hate is going to be on how that plump hog keeps getting plumper even though all we see of her these days are pictures of her going to the gym (what is she doing, going to the 24-hour fitness and plomping down at the juice bar for 2 hours?), I felt like I had to acknowledge the other many reasons we hate Brit.

Now, on the her fatness. It is clear that Britney is now a cow (see picture), which we hate, but the reason we make such a big deal about it is because she was once one of the most smoking hot pieces of ass ever to grace the inside wall of my bedroom door. I mean, she was quality content for many of those days I used to spend playing sock burn with Mr. Happy. Now, though, the thought of her fat-ass makes me more likely to spew fluids out of my esophagus than the out of the shriveling pecker I’ve got “vay down there.”
Has the world of celebrity ever seen anyone deteriorate so quickly and so drastically when it comes to looks? I challenge anyone to name one former star that was once a sex symbol and now wouldn’t even make the headlines on amateur night at Uncle Zeke’s Strip Club and Rib Joint.

Oh Britney, what have you become. Some more Britney boobalicious images after the jump.