Posts Tagged ‘Cinco De Mayo’

Nothing instills fear in white people more than the threat of violating the inner workings of their excretory system. The taco truck has posed a major challenge to the will of the white man with the combination of delicious mexican food and a mobile kitchen. There is something quite magical about the sounds of “la [...]

The Mexican finally brings something good to the white people table. I mean, forget all the other contributions the Mexican has provided (fresh produce, the California Missions, the bandanna hairpiece, the word “holmes”) as those all pale in comparison to the glory that is a cold Corona with a bitter-sweet taste of lime. [...]