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		<title>Clooney Latest to Pass?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ReynsGems</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes you have to wonder about people. It&#8217;s one thing to create politically incorrect comedy. It&#8217;s another thing to spread false rumors that someone has died. Some jerk-offs (like the Joe Buck reference?) apparently found is funny to spread fake rumors about George Clooney dying on fakeawish.com. According to Stan Rosenfield, Clooney&#8217;s publicist, the rumors have sparked a wide assortment of frantic calls from legitimate media outlets and some of Clooney&#8217;s friends who were concerned about the reports of Clooney&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2872" title="George Clooney" src="http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/clooney1.jpg" alt="clooney1 Clooney Latest to Pass?" width="280" height="280" />Sometimes you have to wonder about people.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s one thing to create politically incorrect comedy. It&#8217;s another thing to spread false rumors that someone has died.</p>
<p>Some jerk-offs (like the Joe Buck reference?) apparently found is funny to spread fake rumors about George Clooney dying on fakeawish.com.</p>
<p>According to Stan Rosenfield, Clooney&#8217;s publicist, the rumors have sparked a wide assortment of frantic calls from legitimate media outlets and some of Clooney&#8217;s friends who were concerned about the reports of Clooney&#8217;s death.</p>
<p>With the rash of <em>actual </em>celebrity deaths in the last few weeks, &#8220;death pranks&#8221; are at an all-time high &#8212; but the people who are starting these terrible lies are still the scum they&#8217;ve always been.</p>
<p><a title="Death Sells" href="http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/headline/death-sells/" target="_blank">Death might sell</a>, like I mentioned yesterday, but it&#8217;s never something worth joking about.</p>
<p>The last time I checked it&#8217;s not really funny to spread fake rumors about anyone dying.</p>
<p>Bravo for winning the &#8220;d***he bag&#8221; of the day award.</p>
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		<title>They Don&#8217;t Make Em Like They Use To</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ReynsGems</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day I was chillin in Best Buy, checking out the weekly sales like I usually do and bumped into a $17.99 special on all &#8220;King of Queens&#8221; TV DVD&#8217;s. Now I&#8217;ve always been a fan of the show and it always seems to be on during the day, but you tell me that I can get 25 episodes for $17.99 and I&#8217;m there. Not only there but sold, in the bag, and straight to the DVD player. I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2057" title="King of Queens, Kevin James" src="http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kq.jpg" alt="kq They Dont Make Em Like They Use To" width="192" height="306" />The other day I was chillin in Best Buy, checking out the weekly sales like I usually do and bumped into a $17.99 special on all &#8220;King of Queens&#8221; TV DVD&#8217;s. Now I&#8217;ve always been a fan of the show and it always seems to be on during the day, but you tell me that I can get 25 episodes for $17.99 and I&#8217;m there.</p>
<p>Not only there but sold, in the bag, and straight to the DVD player.</p>
<p>I was watching my newly purchased &#8220;King of Queens, Season One&#8221; DVD and it dawned on me. Like a brick hitting a young child.</p>
<p>They just don&#8217;t make &#8216;em like they use to. I mean this used to be comedy. Shows like &#8220;Everybody Loves Raymond,&#8221; &#8220;Sienfield,&#8221; and &#8220;King of Queens&#8221; rocked the TV waves.</p>
<p>Now we&#8217;re left with the season premier of &#8220;The Hills&#8221; tonight and our weekly dose of &#8220;American Idol&#8221; and &#8220;Dancing with the Stars.&#8221;</p>
<p>Call me a hater but I can&#8217;t stand reality TV. It just doesn&#8217;t work for me. I actually enjoy a show that expresses some creative talent and hard work. Take an actual sitcom for example. Now that&#8217;s hard work.</p>
<p>Reality TV? Don&#8217;t even think about it. I&#8217;m not even a fan of shows like &#8220;American Idol&#8221; where talentless producers design shows that hire jerk-off show hosts, that relate to washed up judges, that judge the so-called &#8220;talented.&#8221;</p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t it about time we left the standard reality TV soap opera plot line and hired some real actors to create comedy again?</p>
<p>I certainly think so. What do you think? Do you feel me or not?</p>
<p>Well, I don&#8217;t really care because a new season of &#8220;The Office&#8221; is only months away now!</p>
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		<title>Three Stooges Cast Set?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:11:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Celebrity Hater</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[News has it that Sean Penn, he of two Oscar award for best actor (both in dramatic, non-comedic, roles) has officially signed on to play Larry in the upcoming Farrelly brothers movie, The Three Stooges. Comedy is not totally new to Penn, for those of you who are not aware, he played the stoner surfer dude &#8216;Spicoli&#8217; in the 1980’s classic (and top 10 movie of all time) Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The rumor is that Penn will star [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.madamedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/three-stooges.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-892" style="margin: 2px 7px;" title="three-stooges" src="http://www.madamedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/three-stooges.jpg" alt="three stooges Three Stooges Cast Set?" width="281" height="350" /></a>News has it that Sean Penn, he of two Oscar award for best actor (both in dramatic, non-comedic, roles) has officially signed on to play Larry in the upcoming Farrelly brothers movie, The Three Stooges.  Comedy is not totally new to Penn, for those of you who are not aware, he played the stoner surfer dude &#8216;Spicoli&#8217; in the 1980’s classic (and top 10 movie of all time) Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The rumor is that Penn will star opposite both comedy legend Jim Carrey, who is the top candidate to play Curly, and popular actor Benicio Del Toro, who may play Moe.</p>
<p>The script of the film is rumored to be<span id="more-1864"></span> comedic and based on various Three Stooges quips from the 1930’s. It is exciting to see the project finally starting to come together as the Farrelly Brothers have been working on this project in one way or another for nearly a decade.  The powerhouse directors recently signed with MGM studio to handle all of the production on the movie and shooting is scheduled to begin in the fall 2010. With a powerful set of directors backing it, and what is shaping up to be one heck of a cast, the Three Stooges Movie is sure to be an instant box office bohemoth.</p>
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		<title>Getting Cutthroat with Cuthbert</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ReynsGems</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay so sexy, young actress Elisha Cuthbert didn&#8217;t necessarily get cutthroat when she did an interview with Women&#8217;s Health rating her past male co-stars, but some of her comments may surprise you. Cuthbert first handed out some remarks on her father, 24 star Kiefer Sutherland. &#8220;There&#8217;s something dangerous and edgy about Kiefer&#8230;he has a lot of rock star in him.&#8221; Did you love Cuthbert on the comedy Old School? I sure know I did. Well, now she dishes back talking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/el.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1579" style="margin: 2px 7px;" title="Elisha Cuthbert" src="http://www.thingswhitepeoplehate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/el-209x300.jpg" alt="el 209x300 Getting Cutthroat with Cuthbert" width="125" height="180" /></a></p>
<p>Okay so sexy, young actress Elisha Cuthbert didn&#8217;t necessarily get cutthroat when she did an interview with Women&#8217;s Health rating her past male co-stars, but some of her comments may surprise you.</p>
<p>Cuthbert first handed out some remarks on her father, 24 star Kiefer Sutherland. &#8220;There&#8217;s something dangerous and edgy about Kiefer&#8230;he has a lot of rock star in him.&#8221;</p>
<p>Did you love Cuthbert on the comedy Old School? I sure know I did. Well, now she dishes back talking about the comedy club of Will Ferrell, Luke Wilson, and Vince Vaughn.</p>
<p>She reiterates that Luke fits the bill of a generous and sweet soul, while Vaughn is &#8220;witty, quick, and sarcastic&#8230;which can be very intimidating.&#8221;</p>
<p>However the surprising comments were directed towards Ferrell who Cuthbert says is actually &#8220;quiet, shy, and a calm soul.&#8221;</p>
<p>Want to make Cuthbert&#8217;s rockstar list? Well become famous and act along side her in a movie. Until then, I just suggest you check out Women&#8217;s Health &#8211; like I always do.</p>
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		<title>Mall Cop Movie Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:57:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are an NBA fan you have no doubt been bombarded by the trailer and other various advertisements for this movie.  Columbia Pictures really laid out the bucks to promote this film, but I guess it is a luxury you can enjoy when you are promoting a movie that does not have a major high dollar actor to pay.  Kevin James (who plays Paul Bart) is a funny dude, but is not a big budget guy&#8230;yet.  In this movie, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you are an NBA fan you have no doubt been bombarded by the trailer and other various advertisements for this movie.  Columbia Pictures really laid out the bucks to promote this film, but I guess it is a luxury you can enjoy when you are promoting a movie that does not have a major high dollar actor to pay.  Kevin James (who plays Paul Bart) is a funny dude, but is not a big budget guy&#8230;yet.  In this movie, Paul Blart is a mild-mannered family man who works as a security guard in a New Jersey mall. For years, he wanted to be a copy but is too fat to pass the physical portion of the police officer academy so is stuck in a dead end career as a mall cop.  One day, a gang of organized criminals place the mall he works at under siege and they take hostages. The mall cop Blart becomes trapped inside, and because of his sense of duty, refuses to leave.   His refusal to leave allows him to become the police&#8217;s eyes on the inside and it ends up that he comically has to try and stop the criminals on his own.  Check out a sneak peak of the flick below.</p>
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		<title>TWPH.com Tribute:  White People Hate George Carlin.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That cocksucker started a comedy revolution when he gave his &#8220;Filthy Words&#8221; routine back in the 70s. Of course, Lenny Bruce and other raw comedians were already doing in-your-face comedy, but Carlin, that motherfucker, talked so much shit that he had to take his fucking act all the way to the Supreme Court. Half the justices on the Court at the time are tits up, now, but they decided that you can&#8217;t say cunt on television when children might be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright" style="border: 1px solid black; margin: 3px; float: right;" src="http://fusionanomaly.net/georgecarlinmugshot.jpg" alt="georgecarlinmugshot TWPH.com Tribute:  White People Hate George Carlin.  " width="221" height="150" title="TWPH.com Tribute:  White People Hate George Carlin.  " />That cocksucker started a comedy revolution when he gave his &#8220;Filthy Words&#8221; routine back in the 70s.  Of course, Lenny Bruce and other raw comedians were already doing in-your-face comedy, but Carlin, that motherfucker, talked so much shit that he had to take his fucking act all the way to the Supreme Court.  Half the justices on the Court at the time are tits up, now, but they decided that you can&#8217;t say cunt on television when children might be watching, as if the Justices were afraid a five-year-old would piss his pants if he heard Howdy Doody talk about some motherfucker he met at the airport.  Fucking white people were split about whether they wanted to fuck George Carlin or watch him fucking die, but there&#8217;s no doubt he made an serious fucking impact on American fucking society.  He pissed all over the shit that really fucks with people: education, religion, economics, relationships, drugs, partriotism, and every other cocksucking thing you can think of.  Now, some of us appreciated that cunt&#8217;s point of view.  Some of us never would have known what a cunt or tits were if it weren&#8217;t for the pioneering spirit of that motherfucker.  But in the end, the fuck died on us.  He was supposed to usher in a new era of fucking pants-pissing comedy that would lead us well into the 22nd Century.  But he went fucking tits up.  Well white people fucking hate that fuck, and we hope he pisses his pants in heaven when he&#8217;s standing at the pearly gates trying to explain why he was such a cunt on Earth&#8211;which would be a cruel motherfucking joke that he would really appreciate.  Actually, this white guy hopes he shits his pants, too.  White people hate this guy for dying, but he was shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker- motherfucker-tits funny.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><em>*TWPH.com writes this post with utmost respect for the late great George Carlin.  We hope is down there reading this and appreciates our use of what he has taught us.</em></p>
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		<title>Weekend Delights (Caution Flags, George Bush and Obvious Music)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 07:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[White People Hate caution flags at race tracks. Period. White People Hate being compared to George W. Bush...but only in looks. You&#8217;ll never see a white man&#8217;s face light up quite so bright when he&#8217;s compared to the W. because of his ability to make difficult decisions under pressure (i.e. which eye to punch his wife in&#8230;I mean&#8230;in which to punch his wife&#8230;in which to punch the eye of in his wife&#8230;.screw it), and his obvious international sexual prowess (i.e. [...]]]></description>
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<li><strong>White People Hate caution flags at race tracks</strong>. Period.</li>
<li><img class="alignright" style="float: right; border: 1px solid black; margin: 2px;" src="http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/4/5/condi_bush_bed.jpg" alt="condi bush bed Weekend Delights (Caution Flags, George Bush and Obvious Music)" width="260" height="252" title="Weekend Delights (Caution Flags, George Bush and Obvious Music)" /><strong>White People Hate being compared to George W. Bush.</strong>..but only in looks. You&#8217;ll never see a white man&#8217;s face light up quite so bright when he&#8217;s compared to the W. because of his ability to make difficult decisions under pressure (i.e. which eye to punch his wife in&#8230;I mean&#8230;in which to punch his wife&#8230;in which to punch the eye of in his wife&#8230;.screw it), and his obvious international sexual prowess (i.e. Condaleeza Rice&#8230;. she&#8217;s foreign, right? Well, she should be).</li>
<li><strong>White People Hate Music that just &#8220;spells it out for you.</strong>&#8221; I mean, leave a little to the imagination, would ya. &#8220;I went here, I drank this, I shot that guy.&#8221; At least Bob Dylan or Beatles knew how to bury a song so deep in convoluded metaphors and rambling, incoherent phrases that you could actually appreciate the music. The music today &#8211; if you can call it that &#8211; just comes right out and tells you who did what to whom and why they did it. It&#8217;s ridiculous.</li>
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