Sweet Christmas Gifts

Forget the sweater from Grandma and the package of underwear from Mother (although very appreciated), and latch on to these gifts that every man wants. Hopefully you are opening up one or more of these at the moment. If not, hey at least you have some new undies.

Remote-Controlled Helicopter

Guys never grow up. We could easily remain entertained with the same toys we played with at 6. So is it too much to ask for a remote-controlled helicopter? Meet the grown-up version of Matchbox cars. Silver Bullet RC, the company, advertises this particular remote-controlled helicopter as “easy to fly.” I’m told they can also fly up to 100 feet away and sport flexible nylon rotor blades in case you come in for a hard landing.

USB Gadgets for Students

If you are still in school, it would be nice for once to make your parents not think they are wasting 10 grand a year on booze and late-night Taco Bell runs. So the least you can do is smile and nod politely, when Father and Mother fork over close to $100 for this snazy digital memo tablet. You can record notes, ideas, drawings, flowcharts, and sketches, officially making you the coolest note-taker at the entire university.

Pet’s Eye Camera

Ever wonder what your dog is thinking while he watches you make love? Well, you’ll never know that, but at least you can see the view point of man’s best friend, thanks to the Pet’s Eye Camera. This product is the poor man’s version of the Crittercam from PBS’ Wild Chronicles. I’m told it’s ultra-compact and extremely durable, and easily snaps to your dog’s collar. No word yet, if your dog will attempt to sell the sex tape online.

Multi-Gadget Charging Station

Since you’re “too cool for school,” obviously you need a multi-gadget charging station to re-fuel your numerous electronics. Now you can charge more than 1,500 electronic devices with the blueLounge Sanctuary Charging Tray. This sleek charging station eliminates the need for bulky and unsightly wall adapters, and provides plenty of space for wallet, watch, and keys.

Remote Control Key Locator

Forget where you set the keys this morning after a drunken stupor?

Should have invested in the remote control key locator. The wireless device locates your lost keys with a press of a button. Simply press one of the color-coded pager buttons on the compact wireless transmitter, and the matching key fob will answer with a loud, clear alarm from anywhere in your home. Now that’s the most handy electronic device you’ll use, say, maybe five times a year.

Wirless Grill Thermometer

Summer is a long ways away, but maybe this will brighten up your spirits?

Awarded five stars by Good Housekeeping Magazine, the wireless grill thermometer does all the work the cook use to. Who wants to constantly stand around the grill anymore? Now you can have the freedom to mingle with the remote meat thermometer for BBQ. A voice prompt alerts you when your entree is ‘Almost Ready’ and ‘Ready.’

Humping Bunny USB

You couldn’t get your head out of the gutter for five seconds, so now you even need to defile your computer with the humping bunny USB. I’m not sure words can quite describe what this “special” is capable or producing. Simply plug it into the computer, and magic happens. Always wear protection!

iRecord

Ever wanted to record your favorite movies and/or television to the iPod? Now you can with the iRecord. You don’t even need a computer. Plug the iRecord into your video resource, plug the media player into the device, and press “Record.” The product can record your favorite show from a DVR, DVD player, VCR, TV, or any other analog video source.

Digital Golf Scorecard

It’s a well known fact. If you live in middle America, by the time you reach 30, you’re going to sell-out and take up golf. The sport of golf is the biggest waste of money in the world, which makes all the sense why a company would try to con people into a digital golf scorecard. Yeah, I know it’s really difficult to lie and write down “4″ on the scorecard when you actually shot a 7 for the hole. Now the digital golf scorecard can cheat for you. It keeps track of your strokes and calculates scores and even saves your best round.

Stress Eraser

You just shot a 110 on “the green,” the boss is pissed, and the wife might finally be catching on to your infidelity. So what do you do? “Drink a cold one?” No, you invest in The StressEraser. According to the manufacture, The StressEraser is the secret to gaining control over stress. The StressEraser is an award-winning, hand-held biofeedback medical device designed to calm your mind and relax your body in just 15 minutes. The StressEraser won the Frost & Sullivan’s 2006 Medical Industry Award for “Technology Innovation of the Year” for helping individuals achieve “physiological, mental and emotional relaxation”.

Merry Christmas!